What do the experts say?

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Stealing ATM card data is all too easy, say expertsStraits Times
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Yet the damned bloody stupid bank seems at a loss when it happened.

If, according to the experts, Stealing ATM card data is easy, wouldn’t you expect precisely such fraud to happen? Yet the Damned Bloody Stupid bank  was ignorant of anything amiss and needed their customers to inform them that something is wrong.

Do they not have fraud detection software, that would, for example, detect unusual withdrawal patterns like Singapore accounts withdrawals from ATMs in Malaysia which in this case would have surely been unusual?

Today is Sunday 8th Jan 2012, it happened on Wednesday 4th Jan 2012

Yet it seems from reports, all they can do is guess at what happened. Do they not have a procedure to follow in such cases when “Stealing ATM card data is easy: Experts“?

Could they not retrieve the video files of these ATM machines and confirm that indeed the fraudsters attached the skimming devices? Can they not publish the pictures of the fraudsters? Do they not have procedures in place for that?

Finally, do all these simple questions show a cover up?

Could it be it is not skimming but an inside job in the stealing of the card details?

Sure, where pin numbers are concerned, the fraudsters could have attached a camera noting down the pin numbers in the affected ATMs and matched them with the stolen card details.

Think about it. If you see a camera at the ATMs, would it alert you? Would you not think it is a security camera? A bank employee would think that the building management put the camera there. Building security would think the bank put it there.

Lastly, a word about the S.tupid S.ingaporeans withdrawing money from the Damned Bloody Stupid bank’s ATMs. Frequently, you can see long queues at their ATM machines and no queue at the machine next to it, which belongs to another Singapore bank.

How difficult is it really, to open an account with another Singapore bank even if you do not close your account with the D.amned B.loody S.tupid bank?

How can Damned Bloody Stupid Singaporeans let the Damned Bloody Stupid bank get away with not joining the consortium to allow cross usages of the ATMs and cause such inconvenience to their customers?

3 Filipinas and 1 Caucasian man accused of obscene behaviour

SINGAPORE – Three Filipino women failed to turn up in court on Thursday to face charges of appearing nude and committing an obscene act, The Straits Times (ST) reported.

Cacho Jaquelyn Rosario and Lumbre Carla Jane Alaras, both aged 23, were arrested by police on Tuesday night for allegedly baring their breasts at the Embazy nightclub along Princep Street.

Another Filipino, 22-year-old Avila Rosela Mae Mallon, is suspected of performing oral sex on an Australian man in a KTV room at the nightclub, ST said.

If you are going to jail people on grounds of morality, WHAT ABOUT RUNNING DOGS OF DISHONORABLE DESPOTS TAKING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF PUBLIC MONEY FOR THEIR SALARIES?

GRAB PUBLIC MONEY AND SUFFER THE CURSES, IS IT WORTH IT? (Senior Minister of State Dr Balaji has passed away – Dr Balaji was suffering from colon cancer. ) (Lee Hsien Loong – lymphoma, a cancer in the lymphatic cells of his immune system.) (Lee Kuan Yew’s wife, Kwa Geok Choo, has suffered a second serious stroke.) (Lee Hsien Loong’s first wife, Malaysian-born doctor Wong Ming Yang, died 3 weeks after giving birth to Lee’s first son Li Yipeng, an autistic albino.) (Ong Teng Cheong was diagnosed with cancer of the lymphatic system) () Fri, Mar 26, 2010 The Straits Times 3 fined for baring breasts By Khushwant SinghTO ENTICE their customers to buy them drinks, three Filipinas bared their breasts in a Duxton pub.On Friday, Bernadeth Sonido, 35; Michelle Alejo Bacorro, 28, and Ma Lourdes Dela Cruz, 26, were fined $1,000 each.

Fined for baring breasts

Fri, Feb 13, 2009 The Straits Times

ONE of two women who had exposed her breasts in a KTV room of a nightclub was fined $1,000 on Friday. Dinh Thi Diem Truong, 23, who is on social visit, admitted to committing the obscene act at Hollywood Nite Club at Eu Tong Sen Street on Wednesday. A magistrate’s court heard that a party of officers went to the entertainment outlet that evening to check when one of them entered a KTV room and saw Diem Truong and another woman inside with their breasts exposed.

Selamat Malam,

Saya Funny Ahmad, wartawan kanan dari The Straight Times.

Saya suka PAP.

PAP adalah kerajaan yang terbaik.

PAP adalah Pertama.

Workers’ Parti adalah sangat sia-sia.

Low Thia Khiang tak boleh membuat.

Mari kita sokongan PAP.

PM Lee Hsien Loong adalah perdana menteri yang kacak.

Dia bapa Mr Lee Kuan Yew adalah negarawan yang bijak.

Rakyat Singapura, Marilah kita bersatu.

Majulah Singapura!

Majulah Singapura!

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funnyahmad@gmail.com

Forget Ser Luck. Ignore Yam Keng.

CHUN SING is here!

Tipped to be the 5th PM of Singapore, this President’s scholar has entered parliament by the back door, so claimed by the people in the coffeeshop.

It’s a pity he was seeded in a GRC that wasn’t contested. Not that we are blaming papa, but he did not go through the proper “ritual”.

So one day if you see Chun Sing ascend the throne, remember: The back door.

By the way, why the 5th?

The 4th is Chee Hean.

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BN

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BN

August 28, 2011    4.30am

while we congratulate you on your “crowning”, we also like to highlight to you that, your ignoring CNA reporter May is seen and heard by many.

We feel you should have given May more attention, for she was trying to cover your story and helping you.

Pray about it, since you are Anglican.

Glorify God.

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Dear fellow Singaporeans and Journalists,

Tony has won the race.

They are recounting the votes now to confirm his Presidency.

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BN

August 27,  2011    9.55pm